I’m not trying to start another WAR about Brad Pitt and his assistant. Too many of you threw fits when I dared to suggest that a young, attractive assistant might need to be reassigned from her Brad Pitt duties on the set of World War Z. Y’all defended this girl’s honor, saying that she’s just doing her job, no one should be fired (I never said she should be fired), and Brad would never cheat. It was a difference in opinions, let’s just say that. Personally, I think Brad would and could cheat, and I don’t think he or any other man is above feeling like they “deserve” a little strange. Just because I think Brad could cheat, doesn’t mean he is, and doesn’t mean he is with this assistant, whose name is Lara Marsden. My point was lost amongst the Brangeloonie warriors – so I’ll try to clarify: Angelina makes the effort to avoid looking “too friendly” with other men, because she knows the gossip, and she pays attention to the gossip. I think she also avoids looking “too friendly” out of respect for Brad, who she adores. Why can’t Brad do the same?

Anyway, as I predicted given the new photos of Brad and Lara Marsden over the past week, the tabloids are really giving this girl the once-over. So now we know even more about her. According to OK! Magazine:

The mag has discovered the truth about Brad Pitt’s “mystery woman,” otherwise known as his assistant. Lara Marsden, a fetching 25-year-old, is constantly by Brad’s side — because that’s her job. The editors raided her MySpace page and discovered that she bites her nails, declares, “[I] don’t read books,” and once wrote on a boyfriend’s wall, “We’ve f-cked more times than there are drops of water in the sea.” Her mother must be so embarrassed … that she still has a MySpace page.

[From Hollywood Life & Jezebel]

Here’s one of Lara’s MySpace photos – she’s a pretty girl. Doesn’t she look like Jennifer Morrison, formerly on House? You can see even more photos of her here, at The Superficial.

Here are more pics of Brad on set in Scotland. You know what’s weird? Brad has been getting pap’d constantly on the Scottish set, and Lara Marsden hasn’t been photographed at his side in DAYS. Interesting. It’s almost like Angelina ordered Brad to get the young hottie reassigned. Weird. So, obviously, Brad’s probably trying to bone this soldier/actress:

Photos courtesy of Fame, Pacific Coast News.

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